Saturday, October 22, 2016

Potty Talk

Pitching a slalom around unseen obstacles, the old timer already well into his cups was hoping to make room for just one more. Finding his favored urinal already occupied he unhappily moved to the left, offering a sidewards glare in the general direction of the interloper. Not usually one for toilet talk, he couldn't help himself.

"Man, you should have that looked at."

"Seems to me someone is already looking."

"But mister, you're pissing blood."

"Yes I am, but it’s not mine."

The old man stepped back to look full at the stranger and was greeted with a fang-toothed smile.

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